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I'm
sitting solid on a pretty palomino, following comfortably
close on the swishing blond tail of a spirited young horse
named Goldchina, cowboy hat on my head, nothing particular
on my mind. In the saddle ahead of me sits a guy in a Carhart
jacket, ruby-studded spurs, well-worn felt hat, and muddy
boots. John Elick, my host for a ranch weekend an hour west
of Houston, doesn't just look the rancher part, he lives it.
At least when he's not lawyering in nearby Bellville, where
he has been well-known for years not just as a tough Texas
attorney but also as the kid who used to tear it up through
people's yards on his horse.
In the early autumn of his years, Elick's not slowing down:
Now he's thinking about cutting-horse competition. I can see
from how he sits a horse the way he's completely steady
and looks like a cocky teenager when Goldchina makes a move
he says would have thrown almost anyone else off that
he likely hasn't gotten over his 15-year stint as a bronc
rider. He's still hell-bent for leather, but it's a different
Elick who's taking me on horseback through the gently rolling
1,800-acre Lonesome Pine Ranch, where he and his wife Taunia
welcome guests to Texas Ranch Life, a working-ranch experience
and a way of life they are committed to saving.
In between musing about an upcoming trip to ride charro in
Mexico and throwing around some Spanish to season our ride
with a dash of ranchero, Elick takes on the role of nature
guide. One minute he's pointing out how the pastures he's
restoring to their native prairie grasses are doing. The next
minute he's calling my attention to a dead grasshopper a "butcherbird"
has impaled on a stalk for good eatin' on a future flyby.
Among other things, the guy's a serious wildlife and land
conservationist. Not the tree-hugging kind the what's-good-for-the-ecosystem-is-good-for-me-and-my-ranch
kind. A sort of macho nature lover who, with Taunia, has pieced
together parcels of land over the years to come up with thousands
of acres devoted to restoring and preserving the land, the
habitat, and the Texas ranching tradition.
Their complementary obsessions make the ranch go 'round
he, the land and the animals, she, the houses and the hospitality.
Some of Taunia's other incarnations are attorney, MBA student,
mother of three daughters, historian, and preservationist.
She's got a regional reputation for rescuing obscure local
history and stray historic houses the way some women rescue
cats. Whenever a building in nearby Industry or Bleiblerville
is scheduled to be demolished, folks give her a call. She
just moved a country church up near ranch headquarters and
has yet to move the Knolle-Ripple House another "near-divorce"
house in the making if there ever was one. See the finished
1869 House, the century-old Lodge, the 1940s bungalow cabin,
the 1880s Texas dogtrot Lakehouse, and the 1850s Confederate
house and compare them with the old church she hasn't really
started on yet and you start to understand the kind of love
and dedication and money required to take decay
and disrepair to Frommer's Five-Star.
If Taunia's passion for saving historic properties sometimes
brings the couple to the brink, John's got a couple of fixations
of his own. To hear Taunia tell it which she does with
a don't-get-me-started roll of her pretty eyes he's
over the top when it comes to his "stockers." Elick gets calves
newly weaned when they're sickly and not doing well, and,
like the struggling land he turns around, gets them thriving.
Not really all that different from what his wife does with
the dilapidated historic homes she sinks heart, soul, and
considerable cash into.
You
sense that Taunia's talent for bringing things back to life
also applies to the people who come to stay at Texas Ranch
Life. "Did you know," she asks, "that psychologists have found
that viewing green landscapes has a profound impact on both
your mental and physical health?" She'll tell you that the
ideal view is a pastoral landscape of grassland, scattered
trees, and a glimpse of water. The truth to this has been
borne out during my quick stay. And what of the personal side
of environmental psychology? Taunia never met a stranger.
Her fast friendship and the warm, welcoming atmosphere she
creates can turn around a straggling spirit as much as the
healing landscape.
Healing that's what I'm feeling now as we ride. "Look
at this grass," Elick says over his shoulder as we crest a
hill near the stoic pine that gives the ranch its name. Winter's
coming on, so the Austin County landscape is all earthy shades
of blond, taupe, red, gray, and brown, waving in the Texas
wind, an ocean of graceful grass. "This land was bare to the
dirt from past overgrazing," Elick says. "In a couple years,
it will be knee-high." As if to accentuate the importance
and success of his healing effort, my horse, Pal, stops for
a couple of munches.
Bringing back the native grasses invites back other native
species. You can already spy bald eagles on the Elicks' ranches.
And they're trying to coax the endangered Attwater's prairie
chicken back. "I want to bring back the natural habitat so
that not just the Attwater's prairie chicken but also the
coyotes, skunks, wild turkeys, grouse, fox, deer, hawks, and
other animals are at home here again," Elick says. "I work
the land in a traditional way so that that can happen. I want
people to be able to see the frontier the way it was."
This part of the country has frontier legacy written all over
it often in blood. It's storied soil and hallowed ground
for any true Texan. The acres within the Elicks' miles of
fence aren't far from Washington on the Brazos, where in March
of 1836 the Republic of Texas declared its independence from
Mexico. Elick can point out a spot where, in 1830, 14 fathers
and sons fought fiercely with 40 Waco Indians. Taunia can
show you the part of the San Bernard River where an alligator
made off with a sleeping slave girl, taking off her arm before
she could be rescued. Adjacent to the ranch, you can visit
the burial ground of some San Jacinto war veterans.
It's hard-won ground. This very land was originally settled
by one of Stephen F. Austin's "old 300" families, the colonists
who stuck it out against daunting odds and got their pick
of some great, if unforgiving, land for their courage and
trouble. As if on cue, we ride by a broken old marble headstone.
"Some of the old German settlers," Elick tells me, leading
me around the toppled marker and through a pecan bottom, identifying
plants and trees as we go.
Pal
feels so natural under this saddle. He's a good ol' boy
connecting with him and with the land makes me glad that I
opted to ride instead of sitting near the lake with my biography
of John Adams. You could definitely just hole up here, keep
to yourself, relax, and be happy as a clam in your luxuriously
appointed, faithfully restored surroundings. Or you could
go full-tilt like a bunch of HP-Compaq employees from Norway,
who kicked off a corporate summit by helping Elick drive cattle
across the ranch, then castrating and branding them.
Or you could be like me and my posse: hang out with the Elicks
and get the real feel of ranch life. Load bags and bags of
feed into the pickup at the feed store ("Nuthin' wrong with
your back," Elick says). Grab a burger ("best in town"), crawfish
pie, or chicken dinner at George's Quick Stop. Buy ribs, steaks,
turkey jerky, and rat-trap cheese at the butcher. Tour Taunia's
historic houses and find out how you take layers and layers
of paint down to the original ochre and turquoise. Sit on
a split-rail fence with a blade of grass in your teeth and
the sunset in your eyes. Take a quick, perfectly distilled
lesson in horsemanship in the arena. Drink really good tequila
around the chuckwagon fire while Elick grills dinner and tells
stories. Bow heads and pray as family and friends over dinner.
Flip over Taunia's homemade coleslaw, fresh rolls, and sweet
peaches. Get dizzy picking out crystal clear constellations
("Oh, the stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart
of …"). Sleep like royalty in Neiman Marcus bedding. Pig out
again in the morning when town doctor Don Bosse tries out
his gourmet brunch on ranch guests. Learn to lasso the wooden
steer. Check out Pancho Villa's saddle in the back bedroom.
Con the spurs right off your host's boots. Hear "Home on the
Range" on the Bose at ranch headquarters and really listen
to no, feel that song for the first time.
That's the heart of Texas Ranch Life and the feeling I've
got right now. Really living.
My trail ride with Elick is about to end and we haven't yet
achieved the goal of our mission. Though he has ostensibly
taken me out on horseback for my entertainment, more important
to Elick is finding a loner black calf he hasn't seen for
a couple of weeks. The stocker was one of the sickly ones,
and though Elick doesn't betray any maudlin emotion, it's
plain he's worried about the little guy. We cross a dry creek
bed, pushing away branches, going toward a spot he has a hunch
about.
Suddenly
in a little clearing, a black shape appears. Alive. But is
he well? We come around to get a better look. Elick's relieved.
"He looks good," Elick says. And the little black calf almost
seems to give us a nod in agreement. He stares calmly back
at us with a look that to a human on horseback could only
say one thing: "Everything's all right."
In that moment, I know what I'll take away from this ranch
weekend: the look of that loner calf, the passion of loner
Elick, the warmth of gregarious Taunia, the beauty of the
unpretentious countryside, the gift of the open spaces.
When we say goodbye, Taunia will be hiding something for me
under her black cowboy hat. "We don't have a cowboy hat for
you," she'll say. "But we do have these." And she will present
me with a beat-up pair of spurs. Elick will put them on my
boots immediately. "He never takes his off not even
for church," Taunia will say. "But don't wear them when you're
driving," she'll add. "It's dangerous and it tears up the
floor of the car."
Those spurs will come to mean a lot to me. Their jingle will
always remind me that one
of the secrets of a well-lived life is devoting yourself to
something worth saving.
Trail
Guide:
Texas Ranch Life |
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The
peace and quiet of the Texas outdoors and the excitement
of a working cattle ranch jingle your spurs? Then mosey
over to Texas Ranch Life, the guest ranch of John and
Taunia Elick. It boasts a five-star Frommer's B&B
rating and plenty of five-star fun.
Enjoy. Horseback riding, cattle roundups, fishing
(11 lakes, some up to 13 acres), hunting, birding, antiques,
split-rail and picket fences lined with heirloom roses,
and scenic views of rolling ranchland and native pecan
bottoms. There's a mechanical bull in the arena, willing
bass in the lakes, great food on the table, and super
sheets on the beds.
Saturday, May 1, 2004, is the second annual Heritage Gathering
in nearby Bellville [(979) 865-3407; bellville chamber@sbc.global.net;
www.bellville.com],
featuring food, vintage exhibits and demonstrations, music,
cowboy poets, storytellers, hayrides, games, tours, the
20th annual Market Days on the Square, and the Texas Ranch
Life longhorn cattle drive through town. Just think, you
could be one of the cowhands bringin' 'em in.
Stay. On Texas Ranch Lifes Lonesome Pine
Ranch, you can bed down at one of five beautifully restored
amenity-laden historic homes: the 1869 House, a two-bedroom,
two-bath early Texas jewel; the Lodge, a century-old home
surrounded by majestic old oaks with two suites downstairs
and two bedrooms upstairs; the Cabin, a cozy 1940s one-bedroom
bungalow; the Lakehouse, a two-bedroom Texas dogtrot favored
by honeymooners; and the Confederate House, a graceful
four-bedroom house surrounded by huge native pecans. There's
also the Hacienda, a contemporary Tex-Mex two-story with
plenty of room for family gatherings. Theres a nice
place for your horse(s) to stay. No matter where you roost,
there are cattle, bass, and bison nearby.
Go. Texas Ranch Life is an hour west of Houston
and an hour and a half southeast of Austin, between Chappell
Hill and Bellville, off of Texas Highway 290. Call or
check Texas Ranch Life on the Web for exact directions
and rates.
Remember. Texas Ranch Life, P.O. Box 803, Bellville,
Texas 77418-0803. Phone: toll free (866) TEXASRL. Online:
www.texasranchlife.com.
E-mail: tauniae@aol.com.
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